And I Wouldn't Need to Wear Gloves

It seems Congress is working on a bill that includes a requirement for distance-education schools to verify that the person doing the work and taking the test is the person who enrolled. This gives me an idea for a new career path where I would do online verifications for schools. I think proctorologist would be a great name for this job. My slogan: "You may feel a little pressure but it won't be from me."