Kids, Watch Out For Your Grandparent's Reading Material

Back when I turned fifty, Kathy thought it would be great fun to make me a member of the AARP. I get the monthly AARP Bulletin but I rarely read it. The March issue came today and I was bored enough to look through it. Much to my surprise there was some pretty racy stuff in there. One advertisement, which is also online, would probably lead to a heart attack if I were in my later years. The ad in the bulletin exclaims:

See for yourself on discreet home video. Real people demonstrating real sexual techniques! Nothing is left to the imagination!

Ahhh! The Wrinkles! They Hurt My Eyes!