I've Been Warned

WE THE FBI HAVE WARRANT TO ARREST YOU GET BACK TO US FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Yes, I received an email with an AOL address in the From box saying it's from the FBI's Anti-Terrorism and Monetary Crimes Division stating:

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

And if I send some guy in Nigeria $98, my name will be cleared. If not:

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

Gee, I was hoping to try something funny but I don't want Mayor Condon, the mayor of the nearest city to where I reside, to call my bank and close my account until I've been jailed and all my properties confiscated by the fbi.