I received my 2014 USA Cycling license today. This warning came along with it.
So far I've been doing really well staying under the doping radar. I may be juiced to the gills munching on Fred Flintsone vitamins and sucking down the chia seed infused Gatorade, but I don't attract attention to myself by racing smart. I finish ninth out of nine and so forth. It's a pretty awesome scheme, right?
Try Not to Sing Along
3 months ago
3 comments:
Here is your choice. If you dope and get really good at what you do, someone will offer you millions of dollars for you to play for them. If you don't dope all you will hear is cricket noise.
Millions? Sign me up. Anybody want to sponsor a 57-year-old Cat 4 racer? :-)
If the manufacturer of EPO can sponsor the Tour de California, why couldn't the sponsor you?
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