It's Cold Out

I went to the grocery store this morning to pick up a few items. The small talk with the cashier included comments about the weather what with the temperature being 9 degrees Fahrenheit. While she was talking about the cold she catches a glimpse of my legs and finishes with, "Okay, Mister Shorts." Then she tells me about her crazy uncle who always wears shorts. Maybe I'll be somebody's crazy uncle someday.

Winner: Most unusual icicle hanging on my house.