It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

Looking over my primary election ballot, I can't help but notice the Republican Party candidates who list "G.O.P. Party" instead of "Republican Party". It's as if the Republican Party has a bad name or something. I mean, how did that happen?

G.O.P. stands for Grand Old Party. So apparently these former Republican Party candidates would rather be associated with the Grand Old Party Party. They might be on to something there. Grand Old Party Party fundraiser events would probably be more fun. And with their versatile party stance I bet you could hook up with them just about anywhere. I bet they even party when most people are asleep. And with a name like Grand Old Party Party, it sounds like they could make a tidy profit.

I suppose I can't blame the Grand Old Party Party members for differentiating themselves. After all, being associated with the Republican Party can be a real killer.