I Bet He Totally Blew Off The Reading Material, Too

I don't go to the movies very often so maybe I'm just not used to seeing certain things. I went to the cinema with Kathy and we watched a humorous movie together. On the way out we both stopped to use the restroom. What I saw while in the bathroom raised a few questions for me. A man came out of a toilet stall with one arm embracing a full bucket of popcorn and his other hand clutching a giant cup of soda.

* Do they have flat screens showing previews in the stalls?

I did not look to see.

* At some point you need at least one hand free. Where do you put your popcorn and soda?

I don't want to know.

* Could you not wait to buy popcorn and drink until after?

Seems like a logical alternative. There were no lines at the snack counter.

* At some point you need wash your hands. Where do you put your popcorn and soda?

Problem solved. He walked straight out.

Hey, are you gonna share your popcorn?